The Toxic Toadburger Conspiracy
UK £5.99,Canada $12.00,
UK Publication August 2005
ISBN 9781840465648
Paperback
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To date, 14-year old Eddy Tumble's greatest triumph consisted of scoffing a 'fat lad? quarter-pounder in 39 seconds. A truly breathtaking feat which had decimated Graham 'gobbler' Griffith's record by a clear three seconds and a slice of gherkin.
How ironic that only a few weeks later, a rogue roast potato in his windpipe caused Eddy to collapse unceremoniously into a large bowl of lukewarm bread sauce.
Brought back to life by a race of accident-prone aliens, Eddy now finds himself fighting the diabolically deranged owner of Gut Bucket Holdings, Marcellus Guzzle, a bloodthirsty hit-gran, and an unhinged magpie with an unhealthy appetite for inflicting pain.
Death would undoubtedly have been the easier option!
Visit www.toxictoad.co.uk for tons of background, scary food facts, the chance to write your own review and much more!
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Ian Hills was born in Woking and has been fortunate enough to carve out a fairly fun-filled career as a food and drinks marketer ranging from quirky, chunk-laden ice cream (Ben & Jerry's) to refreshingly informal organic offerings.
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